Advertisement

The Fattest Citizens in Spoiled Cats

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Spoiled Cats is ranked 541^st in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Republic of Anaxphonia	Anarchy	“Civilized People Are The Best Defense Against Tyranny”
2.	The Free Land of Cleromancy	Father Knows Best State	“God does too play dice with the Universe!”
3.	The Dominion of Dark Tacenda	Corrupt Dictatorship	“Neither Question nor Disobey”
4.	The Theocracy of Orthopraxos	Corrupt Dictatorship	“In deus nos fides”
5.	The Allied States of Girldom	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“No Boys Allowed!”
6.	The Nomadic Peoples of Tacenda	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“Quo fata ferunt”