The Fattest Citizens in Spoiled Cats
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Spoiled Cats is ranked 447th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
|1.||The Armed Republic of Anaxphonia||Anarchy||“Civilized People Are The Best Defense Against Tyranny”|
|2.||The Free Land of Cleromancy||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“God does too play dice with the Universe!”|
|3.||The Dominion of Dark Tacenda||Father Knows Best State||“Neither Question nor Disobey”|
|4.||The Theocracy of Orthopraxos||Corrupt Dictatorship||“In deus nos fides”|
|5.||The Allied States of Girldom||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“No Boys Allowed!”|
|6.||The Nomadic Peoples of Tacenda||Left-Leaning College State||“Quo fata ferunt”|