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The Most Secular in Square Enix

World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.

As a region, Square Enix is ranked 4,978th in the world for Most Secular.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The JRPG of Final Fantasy VIIIron Fist Consumerists“FF7”
2.The JRPG of Final Fantasy 1Moralistic Democracy“There won't be another game after this.”
3.The JRPG of Final Fantasy 5Moralistic Democracy“Okay, here's another game.”
4.The JRPG of Final Fantasy 11Moralistic Democracy“Yet another game.”
5.The JRPG of Final Fantasy 2Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“The first was popular, so one more game.”
6.The Champions of Street FighterInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Hadoken!”
7.The JRPG of Final Fantasy 16Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“This really is the final one!”
8.The JRPG of Final Fantasy VIIIInoffensive Centrist Democracy“FF8”
9.The Gamecube edition of SoulcaliburCompulsory Consumerist State“Link!”
10.The Not a dolphin of Jeff the Land SharkFather Knows Best State“Mrrrr”
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