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The Most Primitive in Square Enix

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, Square Enix is ranked 24,254^th in the world for Most Primitive.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The JRPG of Final Fantasy 14	Father Knows Best State	“Are they still making these?”
2.	The JRPG of Final Fantasy 9	Iron Fist Consumerists	“What exactly does final mean?”
3.	The JRPG of Final Fantasy 17	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“This isn't a real game... for now.”
4.	The JRPG of Final Fantasy 15	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Is this the final one?”
5.	The Champions of Street Fighter	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Hadoken!”
6.	The JRPG of Final Fantasy VII	Iron Fist Consumerists	“FF7”
7.	The JRPG of Final Fantasy 1	Moralistic Democracy	“There won't be another game after this.”
8.	The JRPG of Final Fantasy 2	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“The first was popular, so one more game.”
9.	The JRPG of Final Fantasy 6	Iron Fist Consumerists	“This is definitely the last one.”
10.	The JRPG of Final Fantasy 7	Authoritarian Democracy	“Wrong again. Here's another game.”

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