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St Abbaddon World Census

The Most Compassionate Citizens in St Abbaddon

Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.

As a region, St Abbaddon is ranked 4,937th in the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Colony of ReskelliaCorrupt Dictatorship“Help yourself first to better help others.”
2.The Colony of TopaziaIron Fist Socialists“Help yourself first to better help others.”
3.The Empire of PlatiniaCorrupt Dictatorship“Help yourself first to better help others.”
4.The Colony of SapphiriaCorrupt Dictatorship“Help yourself first to better help others.”
5.The Federation of Isla Scan FreaLeft-Leaning College State“We Will Endure”
6.The Dominion of ToebeansCorrupt Dictatorship“Squishy toebeans are the best beans.”
7.The Imperial Trade Federation of KitscoCivil Rights Lovefest“98.4 of all your income is mine... Deal with it.”
8.The Protectorate of Hallein ForstInoffensive Centrist Democracy“We Will Endure”
9.The Republic of HaulbowlineCivil Rights Lovefest“hello”
10.The Republic of PaisamNew York Times Democracy“You Can't Stop Progress”
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