The Most Ignorant Citizens in Texas
The World Census studied which nations seemed to have the greatest numbers of citizens that fell into the categories "ignorant," "oblivious," or "just plain dumb."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Mighty little man of Young Sheldon | Moralistic Democracy | “Bazinga” | |
| 2. |  The Borderlands of Low Cay | Authoritarian Democracy | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Big Tex | Civil Rights Lovefest | “For Texas!” | |
| 4. |  The Incorporated States of Kinixys | Democratic Socialists | “Torts up!” | |
| 5. |  The Anonymous Peoples of Limnadea | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We thought what we'd do is we'd pretend to be one of...” | |
| 6. |  The Empire of Maisedog | Left-Leaning College State | “Barks and roars by maise” | |
| 7. |  The Holy Empire of Richard II | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “What would you do for a KlondikeŽ bar?” | |
| 8. |  The Pirate League of Mocanaqua | Left-Leaning College State | “No Prey, No Pay” | |
| 9. |  The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co | Compulsory Consumerist State | “In J.R. We Trust” |
