by Max Barry

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Texas World Census

The Most Ignorant Citizens in Texas

The World Census studied which nations seemed to have the greatest numbers of citizens that fell into the categories "ignorant," "oblivious," or "just plain dumb."

As a region, Texas is ranked 14,549th in the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Holy Pink Morons of PatrickStarIron Fist Consumerists“All Hail The Magic Conch”
2.The Theocracy of Theatrical TheistsIron Fist Consumerists“Hallelujah!”
3.The Miraculous Miracle of MiracliaCorporate Police State“We bribed the wrong WA officials... Again!”
4.The Incorporated States of MetalfarmlandsIron Fist Consumerists“Making my gs”
5.The Theocracy of Darth BunnyIron Fist Consumerists“If you don't know your rights, you don't have any!”
6.The Dominion of Hail DeceviousPsychotic Dictatorship“Hitch-hiking on a highway in a Texas hailstorm”
7.The Holy Dampyr Vampire Hunters of Hunter DPsychotic Dictatorship“For the Glory of Texas!”
8.The Confederacy of Cotton Hill LandCompulsory Consumerist State“I had my shins blown off in WW2!”
9.The Vile Motives of The Men Who Killed KennedyCorporate Police State“No one is entitled to the truth.”
10.The White Line Fever of I 2Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“Twilight warns to friendship”
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