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Thaecia World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Thaecia

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Thaecia is ranked 18,457th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Corporate Republic of CheesecakeastanCorporate Bordello“For God and Cheesecake”
2.The Mystery of RumorsCivil Rights Lovefest“Facta Non Verba”
3.The Commonwealth of West Le NubiaCapitalist Paradise“God, Country, Family”
4.The Rogue Nation of Absolutely Not A Puppet StateAnarchy“All is nothing to me”
5.The Principality of NyeliBenevolent Dictatorship“Glorious Sides, Stunning Angles”
6.The Free Land of The Femnarian CommunesNew York Times Democracy“Collaboration is King”
7.The Kingdom of TestedAnarchy“Motto”
8.The Federal Republic of GuillotinicaAnarchy“Tread on those who tread on you”
9.The Empire of Querelectic StatesCapitalist Paradise“Fall into line or die -queen and dictator Amalia”
10.The Rogue Nation of StrinerismLeft-Leaning College State“All is nothing to me.”
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