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The Largest Cheese Export Sector in The Allied Northern Archipeligo

Qualified World Census Cheese Masters nibbled their way across the globe to determine which nations have the most developed cheese exports.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Anarcho-Capitalist Society of Wahamas	Anarchy	“Work hard and you may even get 10 cents an hour”
2.	The Kingdom of Konijntjes	New York Times Democracy	“Live long and healthy”
3.	The Federal Republics of Twonia	Democratic Socialists	“tasted a penny, didn't taste good though”
4.	The Disputed Territories of The Think Tank	Iron Fist Consumerists	“WHAT IS IT? THE LOBOTOMITE IS ASKING ME THINGS”
5.	The United Free states of Libura	Corporate Bordello	“Prosperity soars higher in the skies of liberty”
6.	The United parking lot of New Ohio	Corporate Police State	“Ohiocoin will go to the moon!!!!”
7.	The United Syndicalist States of Macroniah	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“Nails through the heads of humanities greed”
8.	The Dictatorship of Onderdrukt konijn	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Oppressed is better than being free.”
9.	The Commonwealth of Nelihya	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Creativity, the currency of the future”
10.	The Animal kingdom of Turtly	Corrupt Dictatorship	“Incoherent turtle noises”