by Max Barry

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The Black Hawks World Census

The Largest Basket Weaving Sector in The Black Hawks

World Census agents infiltrated a variety of out-of-the-way towns and festivals in order to determine which nations have the most developed Basket Weaving industries.

As a region, The Black Hawks is ranked 8,678th in the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Oppressive Oppressors of Israeli AirstrikesCorporate Police State“Remember: We can always make it worse.”
2.The Kingdom of Nationalistic SwedenPsychotic Dictatorship“With God and victorious arms”
3.The Kingdom of The tribe of MarhuaLiberal Democratic Socialists“The tribe is in you”
4.The Kingdom of Firic EmpireIron Fist Consumerists“Say Hello To My Little Nuke”
5.The Grand Dictatorship of The Soviet Union of DictatorsIron Fist Consumerists“If you have an opinion, shove it down your throat!”
6.The Garlic Prophet of KileogiIron Fist Consumerists“”
7.The Donald Trump USA Dystopia of Fa NienteCompulsory Consumerist State“How stupid are the people of Iowa?”
8.The Free Land of CotaniamIron Fist Consumerists“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”
9.The Free Seas of MzincaeliftAnarchy“We eat scrubs like you for breakfast.”
10.The Protectorate of FreditoriaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Fred got Fat”
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