The Safest in The Confederacy of Free Nations
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Tsardom of Nuremgard | Left-Leaning College State | “Никогда не будите спящего медведя” | |
| 2. |  The Post-Revolutionary State of Unfallious | Left-wing Utopia | “Revolution is glory” | |
| 3. |  The United Kingdom of Penguania and Antarctica | Left-wing Utopia | “Cold Country With a Warm Heart” | |
| 4. |  The Commonwealth of Bearlong | Democratic Socialists | “Prosunt omnibus hominibus” | |
| 5. |  The Islamic Federation of Frosika | New York Times Democracy | “The Frosikan Federation will be united forever!” | |
| 6. |  The Soviet International of Continental Commonwealths | Civil Rights Lovefest | “The misery now upon us is but the passing of greed.” | |
| 7. |  The Holiday Lords of Cinder of Kalaron | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Born from flame, hardened by the abyss.” | |
| 8. |  The Federated Councils of Lex Caledonia | Left-wing Utopia | “ARISE!” | |
| 9. |  The Syndicalist Confederation of Axeldonia | Left-wing Utopia | “Gurgle Gurgle” | |
| 10. |  The Socialist Imperial Republics of Midasia | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Libertad, Unidad e Igualdad” |
