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The Smartest Citizens in The Cuckoos Egg

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

As a region, The Cuckoos Egg is ranked 25,997th in the world for Smartest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Cuckoo's of Krazie KarlMoralistic Democracy“Held captive in the Cuckoo's Egg Again”
2.The Matriarchy of Hysterical FemalesCorrupt Dictatorship“Prozac, Xanax, Wine, and Chocolate!”
3.The Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz of Insomniac RoavinFather Knows Best State“No sleep until I have reinvented this damn wheel”
4.The Words of Jonathan SwiftAuthoritarian Democracy“Seriously, seriously serious.”
5.The Dominion of RootIron Fist Consumerists“Root is God”
6.The Game Administrator's Realm of SalusaSecondusFather Knows Best State“That which does not kill you only makes you stronger.”
7.The Tim a of Puppet of Puppet of a TimIron Fist Consumerists“The Fire of the Phoenix Shall Burn”
8.The Principality of Princesses Celestia and LunaFather Knows Best State“Friendship is magic; barring that, there's lunar exile.”
9.The Bosphorus Spanning City of GawddamntinopleCorrupt Dictatorship“Can I have a yellow rose, please?”
10.The Kingdom of Mr StalkerCorporate Police State“Never underestimate the King of Hell, darling.”