The Smartest Citizens in The Cuckoos Egg
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, The Cuckoos Egg is ranked 25,997th in the world for Smartest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Cuckoo's of Krazie Karl | Moralistic Democracy | “Held captive in the Cuckoo's Egg Again” | |
2. | The Matriarchy of Hysterical Females | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Prozac, Xanax, Wine, and Chocolate!” | |
3. | The Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz of Insomniac Roavin | Father Knows Best State | “No sleep until I have reinvented this damn wheel” | |
4. | The Words of Jonathan Swift | Authoritarian Democracy | “Seriously, seriously serious.” | |
5. | The Dominion of Root | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Root is God” | |
6. | The Game Administrator's Realm of SalusaSecondus | Father Knows Best State | “That which does not kill you only makes you stronger.” | |
7. | The Tim a of Puppet of Puppet of a Tim | Iron Fist Consumerists | “The Fire of the Phoenix Shall Burn” | |
8. | The Principality of Princesses Celestia and Luna | Father Knows Best State | “Friendship is magic; barring that, there's lunar exile.” | |
9. | The Bosphorus Spanning City of Gawddamntinople | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Can I have a yellow rose, please?” | |
10. | The Kingdom of Mr Stalker | Corporate Police State | “Never underestimate the King of Hell, darling.” |