The Safest in The Federal Junta of America
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Federation of Tomoyari | Capitalist Paradise | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
| 2. |  The Protectorate of Potatolovers | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Patience is a passion tamed.” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of 900111 | Father Knows Best State | “I love 9003” |
