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The Largest Pizza Delivery Sector in The Heartland

World Census staff spent many nights answering the front door in order to measure which nations have the biggest Pizza Delivery industries.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Miraculous Miracle of Miraclia	Iron Fist Consumerists	“We bribed the wrong WA officials... Again!”
2.	The People's New Democracy of West Kompa Ru	Corporate Bordello	“Bless our democracy and our's only! (Or else!)”
3.	The Dominion of Crystal Palais	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]”
4.	The Democratic Territories of Austrivum	Left-Leaning College State	“Forward.”
5.	The United Republic of East Klent	Left-wing Utopia	“Post Hoc, Ergo Propter Hoc”
6.	The Democratic United States of Kompa Ru	Corporate Bordello	“Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain.”
7.	The Insultingly Invigorated Call of Nastic	Democratic Socialists	“Sempre Nàstic”
8.	The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Moderation In All Things”
9.	The Kingdom of Herconia	Left-wing Utopia	“Libertas - Unitas - Faustitas”