by Max Barry

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The Heartland World Census

The Smartest Citizens in The Heartland

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

As a region, The Heartland is ranked 833rd in the world for Smartest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Dominion of Crystal PalaisScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]”
2.The United Republic of East KlentCivil Rights Lovefest“Post Hoc, Ergo Propter Hoc”
3.The Federal Republic of AerigiaDemocratic Socialists“Forever united, forever strong.”
4.The Insultingly Invigorated Call of NasticDemocratic Socialists“Sempre Nāstic”
5.The Democratic Territories of AustrivumLeft-Leaning College State“Forward.”
6.The Confederacy of StoniasoInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Un Nuovo Giorno Solo Quando Il Sole Tramonta”
7.The Democratic United States of Kompa RuCorporate Bordello“Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain.”
8.The Scientific Empire of West Kompa RuCorporate Bordello“An independent territory of Kompa Ru!”
9.The Restored Monarchy of LuxiaiInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Vivat Rex!”
10.The Grand Old Duchy of IneptiaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Moderation In All Things”
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