by Max Barry

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The Heartland World Census

The Nudest in The Heartland

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

As a region, The Heartland is ranked 12,901st in the world for Nudest.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The United Republic of East KlentCivil Rights Lovefest“Post Hoc, Ergo Propter Hoc”
2.The Dominion of Crystal PalaisScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]”
3.The Democratic Territories of AustrivumLeft-Leaning College State“Forward.”
4.The Federal Republic of AerigiaDemocratic Socialists“Forever united, forever strong.”
5.The Scientific Empire of West Kompa RuCorporate Bordello“An independent territory of Kompa Ru!”
6.The Colony of New KlentInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Lustitia et Libertas sunt Regnator”
7.The Insultingly Invigorated Call of NasticDemocratic Socialists“Sempre Nāstic”
8.The Democratic United States of Kompa RuCorporate Bordello“Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain.”
9.The Grand Old Duchy of IneptiaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Moderation In All Things”
10.The Confederacy of StoniasoInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Un Nuovo Giorno Solo Quando Il Sole Tramonta”
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