by Max Barry

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The Illuminati World Census

The Highest Crime Rates in The Illuminati

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

As a region, The Illuminati is ranked 11,148th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Badlands Beyond The Brink of The BizarreLeft-wing Utopia“We don't know.”
2.The Kingdom of The CollectivesCorporate Police State“Welcome to the Collection.”
3.The Black and White of The New World OrderAnarchy“When you're nWo, you're nWo 4 life”
4.The Empire of The Order of AgesIron Fist Consumerists“Novus Ordo Seclorum”
5.The Bannorn of WahantNew York Times Democracy“Rain or Shine”
6.The Colony of Upper and lower AngelfishFather Knows Best State“I'm doing fine out on my own”
7.The PRIORY of SI0NLiberal Democratic Socialists“Deus Ex Machina”
8.The Free Land of The Bizarre WAScandinavian Liberal Paradise“We Don't Know”
9.The Mercenary Hegemony of Condottieri InternationalLibertarian Police State“Initiative, Observe, Analyze”
10.The Hegemony of Claudia RomaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Senatis Populusque Romanes”