The Most Secular in The Islay Coast
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
As a region, The Islay Coast is ranked 25,203rd in the world for Most Secular.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Aristocracy of Los Banditos | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Oh Snap” | |
| 2. |  The Join Lily of 162nd Catgirl Division | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Join Lily” | |
| 3. |  The Grand Duchy of Schwarzeflagge | Father Knows Best State | “Malum consilium est, quod mutari non potest.” | |
| 4. |  The People's Republic of Technocratic Freelands | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Ex nihilo, calumniam” |
