The Fattest Citizens in The League of Nations
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The League of Nations is ranked 9,798th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31. |  The State of Ticonderoga | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 32. |  The Autonomous Republic of Szeklerland | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Székelyföld” | |
| 33. |  The Commonwealth of The Republic of Egypt | Civil Rights Lovefest | “جمهورية مصر” | |
| 34. |  The Two United Kingdoms of Italfrancia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Foedere et Religione Tenemur” | |
| 35. |  The State of Yisrael | New York Times Democracy | “מְדִינַת יִשְׂרָאֵל” | |
| 36. |  The Federación Unida of Central American Republic | Civil Rights Lovefest | “República de Centroamérica” | |
| 37. |  The Most Serene Kingdoms of The Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Si Deus nobiscum quis contra nos” | |
| 38. |  The Empire of Manchutikuo | Psychotic Dictatorship | “満州国 ” | |
| 39. |  The Estat Lliure of The Catalan Republic | New York Times Democracy | “Viurem lliures o morirem” | |
| 40. |  The Republic of The Crimean Peninsula | Democratic Socialists | “Нивы и горы твои волшебны, Родина” |
