The Highest Crime Rates in The Moon
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
As a region, The Moon is ranked 290th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's not a MODERATOR! of Sedgistan | Anarchy | “Don't piss down my back and try and tell me it's raining” | |
| 2. |  The Fishermen of Carriacou | Capitalizt | “The Fishermen of Carriacou” | |
| 3. |  The Free Land of The Coneheads | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Consume Massive Quantities!” | |
| 4. |  The Colony of Feynland Luna | Anarchy | “One small step for Feynland, one giant leap for mankind” | |
| 5. |  The Sea of Tranquility | Left-Leaning College State | “Houston, Tranquility Base here. The Eagle has landed.” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Catenaccio | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The best defense is a good italian” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Merctor | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Hachi-ju-ni | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of EIonMusk | Iron Fist Consumerists | “X” | |
| 10. |  The Powers of Modhammer | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Mødhammer, der stillhet og drømmer gror.” |
