The Fattest Citizens in The Mystical Alliance
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The Mystical Alliance is ranked 11,591st in the world for Fattest Citizens.
|1.||The Armed Republic of Phobic||Anarchy||“What was that in the bushes?”|
|2.||The French Republic of Valestreal||Father Knows Best State||“Vive La Commune”|
|3.||The Empire of Malazan Empire||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”|
|4.||The Republic of Mountinasia||Democratic Socialists||“Might Makes Right”|
|5.||The Democratic Republic of Civilisunio||New York Times Democracy||“Small Nation, Big power”|
|6.||The Ghastly Spirit of Malcholm||Democratic Socialists||“TG Pyrohy if you absolutely need to get a hold of me.”|