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The Mystical Alliance World Census

The Fattest Citizens in The Mystical Alliance

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The Mystical Alliance is ranked 11,591st in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Armed Republic of PhobicAnarchy“What was that in the bushes?”
2.The French Republic of ValestrealFather Knows Best State“Vive La Commune”
3.The Empire of Malazan EmpireCompulsory Consumerist State“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”
4.The Republic of MountinasiaDemocratic Socialists“Might Makes Right”
5.The Democratic Republic of CivilisunioNew York Times Democracy“Small Nation, Big power”
6.The Ghastly Spirit of MalcholmDemocratic Socialists“TG Pyrohy if you absolutely need to get a hold of me.”