by Max Barry

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The North Pacific World Census

The Fattest Citizens in The North Pacific

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The North Pacific is ranked 10,396th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
31.The Dictatorship of TrumpenisiaCorporate Police State“Love it or leave it!”
32.The Free Land of PorsideAnarchy“Enjoy your Stay”
33.The Dictatorship of Cool game nationCapitalist Paradise“Money and War first”
34.The United States of AcrabinniaAnarchy“By The People, For The People”
35.The Skeleton Ghost Zombie of AeriliaAnarchy“Moo”
36.The Unified States of New PalimpsestIron Fist Consumerists“If you can read this, you will be punished!”
37.The 1 Billion Free States of RovisiaAnarchy“Live Freely, Die Liberally”
38.The Kingdom of ShvaniaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Password is ichscheissaufdaspassword”
39.The Malthusian Fecundity of Celtic RodentsAnarchy“United we stand, divided, we scamper about”
40.The Republic of Nouvelle-FlorideCapitalizt“Notre Volonté est Notre Force.”
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