by Max Barry

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The North Pacific World Census

The Fattest Citizens in The North Pacific

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The North Pacific is ranked 9,433rd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
31.The Confederacy of SoviadCorporate Police State“A people united withstands all.”
32.The United States of AcrabinniaAnarchy“By The People, For The People”
33.The Kingdom of LeadoriteIron Fist Consumerists“Lead before all.”
34.The Dictatorship of Cool game nationCompulsory Consumerist State“Money and War first”
35.The Unicorns have taken over of AeriliaAnarchy“I am insulted by how slow you are reading this...”
36.The Free Land of PorsideAnarchy“Enjoy your Stay”
37.The Unified States of New PalimpsestIron Fist Consumerists“If you can read this, you will be punished!”
38.The Ring Station of Katzinky MostInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Don't you know librarians can't stand noise?”
39.The Holy Black Zombie of The World Capitalist ConfederationRight-wing Utopia“Liberty, Revolution and Greatness!”
40.The Empire of Ever darkIron Fist Consumerists“All is one. All is strife. The worthy rise.”
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