by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in The North Pacific

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The North Pacific is ranked 12,274th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
41.The Roll of TapeBenevolent Dictatorship“Just Stick With It”
42.The United States of AcrabinniaCivil Rights Lovefest“By The People, For The People”
43.The Musical Dancing Nation of Vylixan ApolloCorporate Police State“Ο Απόλλωνας είναι ζεστός”
44.The Everlasting Autocracy of Nightmare AcropolisIron Fist Consumerists“You will never work hard enough.”
45.The Protectorate of BaldCorporate Police State“Determining who is smart and who was shot in the head.”
46.The Constitutional Monarchy of SuomersIron Fist Consumerists“You cannot be a true man until you learn to obey”
47.The Empire of ObeliasAnarchy“To the God of our fathers”
48.The Free Land of UlewaraIron Fist Consumerists“No gods, no masters”
49.The Republic of EquilibriumCorporate Police State“Work hard play hsrder”
50.The Kingdom of Aragom with Iritble Bowel SyndromeIron Fist Consumerists“Blame it on the dog”
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