by Max Barry

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The North Pacific World Census

The Fattest Citizens in The North Pacific

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The North Pacific is ranked 10,396th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
7,761.The Armed Republic of KareniusPsychotic Dictatorship“Velim ut tibi sit amet est dicere.”
7,762.The Colony of QuantomicLeft-wing Utopia“For people, for space!”
7,763.The Matriarchy of Anne HathawayLeft-Leaning College State“The choice must be yours.”
7,764.The Independent Pollster of Pioneers in DemocracyNew York Times Democracy“World is nothing without democracy”
7,765.The Federal Republic of HusindaCorrupt Dictatorship“Upliftment To Heaven”
7,766.The United Kingdom of Saint Lucas And Lower NieltoInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Twirling Toward Freedom”
7,767.The Democratic States of HispanlandInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Damn, that crazy bro but I didn't ask”
7,768.The People's Republic of Ump438Iron Fist Consumerists“Surely some revelation is at hand”
7,769.The Federation of IrvariLeft-wing Utopia“Libertatem Incentiuis Flamma”
7,770.The Empire of African-EmpireFather Knows Best State“You Can't Stop Progress”
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