by Max Barry

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The North Pacific World Census

The Fattest Citizens in The North Pacific

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The North Pacific is ranked 9,387th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
7,771.The International Community of TJUN-iaLeft-Leaning College State“Together, we're stronger!”
7,772.The People's Republic of Marxism-LeninDemocratic Socialists“Equality. Freedom”
7,773.The Theocracy of CopenioLiberal Democratic Socialists“JESUS”
7,774.The Federal Republic of HumptalumptaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“May the Schwartz be with you”
7,775.The People's Republic of Soviet Socialist Republic Bikini BottomPsychotic Dictatorship“Long with Squidwardism!”
7,776.The Kingdom of AlionPsychotic Dictatorship“Live one day at a time”
7,777.The People's Republic of Red AetuliaDemocratic Socialists“By The People For The People”
7,778.The Republic of Raul53Father Knows Best State“Unity, Discipline, Work”
7,779.The Theocracy of The Western ArchipelNew York Times Democracy“Peace and Justice”
7,780.The Empire of FelmeniakPsychotic Dictatorship“State before life”
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