by Max Barry

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The North Pacific World Census

The Most Ignorant Citizens in The North Pacific

The World Census studied which nations seemed to have the greatest numbers of citizens that fell into the categories "ignorant," "oblivious," or "just plain dumb."

As a region, The North Pacific is ranked 12,731st in the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Magic and the Mystery of MerconitonitopiaAuthoritarian Democracy“Too Good to be Ranked in the Best Nation of the World!”
2.The Unified States of New PalimpsestPsychotic Dictatorship“If you can read this, you will be punished!”
3.The Kingdom of MarsolpaviaIron Fist Consumerists“Our lives to the One True King”
4.The Serene Deliberations of YraipotnojLeft-wing Utopia“One for All and All for Everyone”
5.The Territory of South TussinPsychotic Dictatorship“Silli, Kokaiini ja Jäätelö”
6.The Empire of Ever darkFather Knows Best State“All is one. All is strife. The worthy rise.”
7.The Grand Felinocracy of SlugistanInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Kittens rule, puppies drool”
8.The Territory of OffalPsychotic Dictatorship“Posture, Poise, and Pomp.”
9.The Theocracy of WyomaPsychotic Dictatorship“JEHOVAH TSIDKENU ( The LORD our RIGHTEOUSNESS )”
10.The Territory of EffluviumPsychotic Dictatorship“Viva Effluvium!”
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