The Most Rebellious Youth in The North Pacific
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Hippy State of Zerophix | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Stick It To The Man, Maaan!” | |
| 2. |  The Malthusian Fecundity of Celtic Rodents | Anarchy | “United we stand, divided, we scamper about” | |
| 3. |  The Democratic Republic of Chedonia | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Enjoy The Beauty Of Yourself” | |
| 4. |  The Experimental Technocracy of The University Project | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Mottos are bad for you” | |
| 5. |  The Imperium of Velon | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “hardcore garbage pail kid posse” | |
| 6. |  The Deluded Hypocrisy of Wisconsota | New York Times Democracy | “The Map is Not the Territory” | |
| 7. |  The Flock of Neo Kittious | Democratic Socialists | “Baa..!” | |
| 8. |  The Modern Consulship of Respublica Veneta | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Ver vitam feret.” | |
| 9. |  The Borderlands of Wiggy Munds | Left-Leaning College State | “Reach for the stars for great riches.” | |
| 10. |  The Tropical Utopia of Kathy Ireland | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Life's A Beach” |
