by Max Barry

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The North Pacific World Census

The Fattest Citizens in The North Pacific

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The North Pacific is ranked 10,268th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Walled Cities of EretzIsraelCapitalist Paradise“בתחבולות תעשה לך מלחמה‎”
2.The Megalopolis Corporatocracy of MatofaliCompulsory Consumerist State“To Take and Master ”
3.The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of EuraustralasamericaCorporate Police State“Yvan eht nioj”
4.The Dictatorship of CorfadCorporate Police State“Strength through unity, Unity Through Faith”
5.The Second Best of Noahs Second CountryAnarchy“The Second Best Nation in the World!”
6.The Corrupted Corruption of CorruptionzAnarchy“Corrupt the Corrupted”
7.The Nation formally by the name of 9003Father Knows Best State“They're taking the friends to Gold town”
8.The Theoretical Liberty of Willing IgnoranceCompulsory Consumerist State“People keep saying I'm the best at things.”
9.The Republic of CachexiaAnarchy“Hallux periapt wittol ogdoad etui”
10.The Dreary Moonlit Imagination of The Endless EventideAnarchy“Embrace the Night! Hail the Moon! Drink the Stars!”
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