The Most Secular in The North Pacific
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
As a region, The North Pacific is ranked 5,203rd in the world for Most Secular.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Federal Commonwealth of Dicko | Psychotic Dictatorship | “The only constant in politics: change” | |
| 2. |  The Experimental Technocracy of The University Project | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Mottos are bad for you” | |
| 3. |  The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael | Corporate Bordello | “בתחבולות תעשה לך מלחמה” | |
| 4. |  The Cascadian State of Chukstik Illahi | Left-Leaning College State | “Nesaika illahi” | |
| 5. |  The E-Democracy of The Rhein States | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Nullius In Verba” | |
| 6. |  The Zoo of Simone Republic | Capitalist Paradise | “For All of Us” | |
| 7. |  The Transoceanic Republic of Aguaria Major | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Out of friendship and brotherhood, we forge communism.” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of AmManies | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “D'oh!” | |
| 9. |  The United Socialist Republics of The Sinclarian Provinces | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Onward. Upward. Together.” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Itanland | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Moo” |
