by Max Barry

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The North Pacific World Census

The Most Primitive in The North Pacific

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, The North Pacific is ranked 14,800th in the world for Most Primitive.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Holy Primitivist Tribe of A Primitive TribePsychotic Dictatorship“Mottos are a form of unconsensual Westernization”
2.The Kingdom of MarsolpaviaIron Fist Consumerists“Our lives to the One True King”
3.The Grand Felinocracy of SlugistanInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Kittens rule, puppies drool”
4.The Maddening Void of PetramalleusCorporate Police State“Morale has never been higher since we got rid of hope!”
5.The Confederacy of Yummy BlubberIron Fist Consumerists“There needs to be more fossil fuels in the world”
6.The Country of Longsword01Psychotic Dictatorship“Protect and support each other”
7.The Republic of OzorioSaw2Corporate Police State“Em busca do reino quantico”
8.The Grand Duchy of BurbundiaIron Fist Consumerists“God and King”
9.The Kingdom of Glamis and CawdorIron Fist Consumerists“Out, out, brief candle!”
10.The Holy Empire of AdhelliaIron Fist Consumerists“The Strong are Blessed”
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