The Most Primitive in The North Pacific
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, The North Pacific is ranked 16,765th in the world for Most Primitive.
|1.||The Kingdom of Merconitonitopia||Authoritarian Democracy||“There is no God but Allah; Muhammad is His Messenger”|
|2.||The Kingdom of Marsolpavia||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Our lives to the One True King”|
|3.||The Dictatorship of Nug Life||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Your mom doesn't have any kids”|
|4.||The Unified States of New Palimpsest||Iron Fist Consumerists||“If you can read this, you will be punished!”|
|5.||The Grand Felinocracy of Slugistan||New York Times Democracy||“Kittens rule, puppies drool”|
|6.||The Confederacy of Yummy Blubber||Iron Fist Consumerists||“There needs to be more fossil fuels in the world”|
|7.||The Territory of Effluvium||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Effluvium or Burst”|
|8.||The Borderlands of Lolilol||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Might Makes Right”|
|9.||The Territory of South Tussin||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Unable to process request at this time.”|
|10.||The Territory of Offal||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Grape Juice for All”|