by Max Barry

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The North Pacific World Census

The Most Primitive in The North Pacific

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, The North Pacific is ranked 16,765th in the world for Most Primitive.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Kingdom of MerconitonitopiaAuthoritarian Democracy“There is no God but Allah; Muhammad is His Messenger”
2.The Kingdom of MarsolpaviaIron Fist Consumerists“Our lives to the One True King”
3.The Dictatorship of Nug LifeIron Fist Consumerists“Your mom doesn't have any kids”
4.The Unified States of New PalimpsestIron Fist Consumerists“If you can read this, you will be punished!”
5.The Grand Felinocracy of SlugistanNew York Times Democracy“Kittens rule, puppies drool”
6.The Confederacy of Yummy BlubberIron Fist Consumerists“There needs to be more fossil fuels in the world”
7.The Territory of EffluviumPsychotic Dictatorship“Effluvium or Burst”
8.The Borderlands of LolilolPsychotic Dictatorship“Might Makes Right”
9.The Territory of South TussinPsychotic Dictatorship“Unable to process request at this time.”
10.The Territory of OffalPsychotic Dictatorship“Grape Juice for All”
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