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The Fattest Citizens in the Pacific

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, the Pacific is ranked 13,110^th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Rogue Nation of Momstononistan	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Better to overreact, than to regret it later.”
2.	The NPO High Inquisitor of Myrth	Compulsory Consumerist State	“You may all stop clapping at the ringing of the bell.”
3.	The DOMA🎌IN of VIVIEN	Father Knows Best State	“G👏G👏”
4.	The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Obey or die”
5.	The Social Darwinist Imperium of The Ascendant Hive	Psychotic Dictatorship	“What Crota began, I complete. My will... conquers all!”
6.	The Holy Empire of Sons of Shub-Niggurath	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl agl fhtagn”
7.	The Endless Flight of Nullity	Capitalizt	“Dream till the night dies”
8.	The Most Serene and Holy Empire of Al Mutwakkil	Father Knows Best State	“الجشع جيد”
9.	The CookiEvee of CaveDweller	Corporate Bordello	“Balance your Virtues”
10.	The United States of Kohili	Corporate Bordello	“For Kohili! For the Mega-Corps!”

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