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The Fattest Citizens in the Pacific

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, the Pacific is ranked 13,007^th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
11.	The NS Whale Hunters of Stevist Guam	Psychotic Dictatorship	“For Steve!”
12.	The United States of Kohili	Corporate Bordello	“For Kohili! For the Mega-Corps!”
13.	The V͔̞̟o͉̟̦͈i̫͖̹̠̰̝̙ͅd͔͚̫̫͝ ͜͠ of Mayo and Other Condiments	Iron Fist Consumerists	“[REDACTED]”
14.	The Perfect Nation of Newer Gehenna	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Praise to Dr.Sigmundus”
15.	The Free Land of Denson	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Obey or Die”
16.	The Corporations Republic of Cartalma	Capitalizt	“Paradise™”
17.	The Democratic States of Rifajal	Corporate Police State	“Truth prevails”
18.	The Rogue Nation of East Nikko	Anarchy	“Whatever you want”
19.	The Heralds of Immolation of Laws and Bylaws	Corrupt Dictatorship	“Where there's a will, there's litigious license.”
20.	The Singularity Seeker of DrWinner	Father Knows Best State	“Markson Industries- Driving Innovation”

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