The Fattest Citizens in the Pacific
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, the Pacific is ranked 13,176th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21. |  The Dictatorship of Laborvillea | Corporate Police State | “Paix, Esclavage, et Force!” | |
| 22. |  The Allied States of Western trade confederacy | Iron Fist Consumerists | “through unity we shall prosper” | |
| 23. |  The Collective Union of Seliberari | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Sustaining Liberty for All” | |
| 24. |  The Matriarchy of Crystal Coven | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Mother Knows Best.” | |
| 25. |  The Empire of Diesco | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Ad usque fidelis” | |
| 26. |  The Confederacy of Birz Ziru | Moralistic Democracy | “NEC DI NEC DOMINI” | |
| 27. |  The Principality of Principality OF Campiello | Capitalist Paradise | “LIVE AND LET LIVE” | |
| 28. |  The Free Land of Levia Par | Capitalizt | “We Will Endure” | |
| 29. |  The People's Republic of Greater Ang Ling | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
| 30. |  The Sultanate of Moyz | Democratic Socialists | “Get it right up the English” |
