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The Fattest Citizens in the Pacific

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, the Pacific is ranked 13,133^rd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
31.	The Sultanate of Moyz	Democratic Socialists	“Get it right up the English”
32.	The Republic of Northern Panargion Frep	Corporate Police State	“Unity, Discipline, Work”
33.	The Imperium of Warden	Libertarian Police State	“There is no escape from a savage”
34.	The V2 Missile Range of Schwarzgerat	New York Times Democracy	“A screaming comes across the sky.”
35.	The Free Land of Heintidelet	Anarchy	“Freedom at all costs.”
36.	The Harmonious Association of NARAQuagzuretopia	New York Times Democracy	“Cooperation and mutuality across the azure seas!”
37.	The Cartelized Kajidics of Bootana Hutta	Compulsory Consumerist State	“If not us, then someone else. So why not us?”
38.	The Dominion of Tetsukaze Wukong	Father Knows Best State	“Eternity is now”
39.	The Rogue Nation of Nightcityy	Capitalizt	“Pride and Industry”
40.	The Enthralled Counties of The Lair of the Mothman	Father Knows Best State	“Those red eyes...”

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