by Max Barry

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The Pacific World Census

The Most Ignorant Citizens in the Pacific

The World Census studied which nations seemed to have the greatest numbers of citizens that fell into the categories "ignorant," "oblivious," or "just plain dumb."

As a region, the Pacific is ranked 11,142nd in the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheadsIron Fist Consumerists“Obey or die”
2.The Desruc Soahc of Drawkcab SreknihtIron Fist Consumerists“Ew Era Eht Backward Thinkers !”
3.The Autocrat's Dominion of PekenIron Fist Consumerists“Liberation through Obedience!”
4.The Kingdom of SpordaRight-wing Utopia“Long live Sporda!”
5.The Holy Empire of Sons of Shub-NiggurathPsychotic Dictatorship“Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl agl fhtagn”
6.The Esoteric Armed Forces of The Dunwich DominionLeft-Leaning College State“Anekh Brak Cthulhu”
7.The Confederacy of HalbhalbhaAnarchy“Yeah, Nah”
8.The Petrifying Procrastinations of The Free Joy StateIron Fist Consumerists“Obedience is Man's Greatest Strength”
9.The Grand Duchy of MustanokiPsychotic Dictatorship“Dico, Dico, Dico”
10.The Glorious Kingdom of FlanderlionIron Fist Consumerists“Dale before all. Eliminate the non-believers.”
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