The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in the Pacific
These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.
As a region, the Pacific is ranked 16,593rd in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
|1.||The Glorious Kingdom of Flanderlion||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Dale before all. Eliminate the non-believers.”|
|2.||The Greedland of Anaxonia||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Si ša bouge pas,bouffe-le!”|
|3.||The COOPERATIVE of Vivien||Father Knows Best State||“👌❤XOXO😍💋”|
|4.||The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Obey or die”|
|5.||The Confederacy of Halbhalbha||Anarchy||“Yeah, Nah”|
|6.||The Rogue Nation of Momstononistan||Father Knows Best State||“Better to overreact, than to regret it later.”|
|7.||The NPO High Inquisitor of Myrth||Compulsory Consumerist State||“You may all stop clapping at the ringing of the bell.”|
|8.||The Perfect Nation of Newer Gehenna||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Praise to Dr.Sigmundus”|
|9.||The Democratic People's Republic of Thomura||Psychotic Dictatorship||“The dawn is red”|
|10.||The V͔̞̟o͉̟̦͈i̫͖̹̠̰̝̙ͅd͔͚̫̫͝ ͜͠ of Mayo and Other Condiments||Iron Fist Consumerists||“[REDACTED]”|