The Most Secular in the Pacific
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
As a region, the Pacific is ranked 5,921st in the world for Most Secular.
|1.||The Rogue Nation of Momstononistan||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Better to overreact, than to regret it later.”|
|2.||The Pragmatic Cynics of Plain Hopeless||Iron Fist Consumerists||“It Could Have Been Worse”|
|3.||The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Obey or die”|
|4.||The PS2 Puppet of Heliosphere||Corrupt Dictatorship||“Stop reading my motto!”|
|5.||The Democratic People's Republic of Thomura||Psychotic Dictatorship||“The dawn is red”|
|6.||The Democratic States of Kiaville||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“One for all and all for Kia!”|
|7.||The Incorporated States of Dibbleria||Civil Rights Lovefest||“We sell everything and his auntie.”|
|8.||The Federal Republic of Winklebottom||New York Times Democracy||“E pluribus unum”|
|9.||The Whatever of Abyrvalgs||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Queue up, bastards!”|
|10.||The Republic of This was probably a bad idea||Left-Leaning College State||“Illegitimi non carborundum”|