The Nudest in the Pacific
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Sayshell | Left-Leaning College State | “Unity, justice and freedom” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Thisisagoodnationname | Corporate Bordello | “Nationname” | |
| 3. |  The Kingdom of Eastern Sur Texas | Democratic Socialists | “Peace, Integrity, In God We Trust” | |
| 4. |  The Grand Duchy of Hancenne | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 5. |  The People's Republic of Jungle Land | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Monke go Ooh Ooh” | |
| 6. |  The People's Republic of United Emirate of Stumpy | Democratic Socialists | “Sat ci sat bene” | |
| 7. |  The Commonwealth of The Impoverished | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Be sensible with the nonsense.” | |
| 8. |  The Grand Tea Party of Lordeh | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “May the biggest jerk win.” | |
| 9. |  The Federation of SebiSuper | Democratic Socialists | “Eat pizza, play Hoi4” | |
| 10. |  The Dominion of Zipstop | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Legalize nuclear bombs” |
