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The Most Armed in The ProcrastiNations

World Census experts took their lives into their hands in order to ascertain the average number of deadly weapons per citizen.

As a region, The ProcrastiNations is ranked 173rd in the world for Most Armed.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Holy Green Hotspots of Kabayong MalibogAnarchy“Playtime should be all the time.”
2.The Black Peoples United Kingdom of EisendoriaDemocratic Socialists“Eisendoria is everything.”
3.The Holy Blue Empire of TokwaIron Fist Consumerists“Anak ng tokwa naman o.”
4.The Jingoistic States of GuanolandiaNew York Times Democracy“If it looks, smells & tastes like guano, it's guano!”
5.The Free Pink Land of BarurotFather Knows Best State“We strive to die in orgasmic bliss...”
6.The Disputed Territories of Pitiable DwellersPsychotic Dictatorship“Pennies saved are pennies earned.”
7.The Republic of JPopLiberal Democratic Socialists“Each day is a verse in the song of life!”
8.The Incorporated States of CorporatehiveestanDemocratic Socialists“All work, all the time”
9.The Most Serene Republic of Rent-a-NationIron Fist Consumerists“This space for rent!”
10.The Nomadic Peoples of The Phaecal WastesIron Fist Consumerists“If you want it bad enough, you'll get it no matter what”
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