by Max Barry

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The ProcrastiNations World Census

The Most Eco-Friendly Governments in The ProcrastiNations

The following governments spend the greatest amounts on environmental issues. This may not always be reflected in the quality of that nation's environment.

As a region, The ProcrastiNations is ranked 1,411th in the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Free Pink Land of BarurotInoffensive Centrist Democracy“We strive to die in orgasmic bliss...”
2.The Disputed Territories of Pitiable DwellersCorrupt Dictatorship“Pennies saved are pennies earned.”
3.The Jingoistic States of GuanolandiaCivil Rights Lovefest“If it looks, smells & tastes like guano, it's guano!”
4.The Black Peoples United Kingdom of EisendoriaLeft-Leaning College State“Eisendoria is everything.”
5.The Most Serene Republic of Rent-a-NationIron Fist Consumerists“This space for rent!”
6.The Republic of JPopNew York Times Democracy“Each day is a verse in the song of life!”
7.The Community of Wa Dha Pha Kiu Doo IngDemocratic Socialists“Wai doo dee shap entomi da mit”
8.The Federal Republic of VictimsIron Fist Consumerists“HELP ME!!!!!!!!”
9.The Nomadic Peoples of The Phaecal WastesIron Fist Consumerists“If you want it bad enough, you'll get it no matter what”
10.The Incorporated States of CorporatehiveestanPsychotic Dictatorship“All work, all the time”