The Highest Economic Output in The ProcrastiNations
World Census bean-counters crunched the numbers to calculate national Gross Domestic Product. Older nations, with higher populations, were noted to have a distinct advantage.
As a region, The ProcrastiNations is ranked 521st in the world for Highest Economic Output.
|1.||The Holy Green Hotspots of Kabayong Malibog||Anarchy||“Playtime should be all the time.”|
|2.||The Free Pink Land of Barurot||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“We strive to die in orgasmic bliss...”|
|3.||The Holy Blue Empire of Tokwa||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Anak ng tokwa naman o.”|
|4.||The Incorporated States of Corporatehiveestan||Psychotic Dictatorship||“All work, all the time”|
|5.||The Community of Wa Dha Pha Kiu Doo Ing||Democratic Socialists||“Wai doo dee shap entomi da mit”|
|6.||The Most Serene Republic of Rent-a-Nation||Iron Fist Consumerists||“This space for rent!”|
|7.||The Jingoistic States of Guanolandia||Civil Rights Lovefest||“If it looks, smells & tastes like guano, it's guano!”|
|8.||The Republic of JPop||New York Times Democracy||“Each day is a verse in the song of life!”|
|9.||The Federal Republic of Victims||Iron Fist Consumerists||“HELP ME!!!!!!!!”|
|10.||The Disputed Territories of Pitiable Dwellers||Corrupt Dictatorship||“Pennies saved are pennies earned.”|