by Max Barry

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The ProcrastiNations World Census

The Highest Economic Output in The ProcrastiNations

World Census bean-counters crunched the numbers to calculate national Gross Domestic Product. Older nations, with higher populations, were noted to have a distinct advantage.

As a region, The ProcrastiNations is ranked 521st in the world for Highest Economic Output.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Holy Green Hotspots of Kabayong MalibogAnarchy“Playtime should be all the time.”
2.The Free Pink Land of BarurotInoffensive Centrist Democracy“We strive to die in orgasmic bliss...”
3.The Holy Blue Empire of TokwaIron Fist Consumerists“Anak ng tokwa naman o.”
4.The Incorporated States of CorporatehiveestanPsychotic Dictatorship“All work, all the time”
5.The Community of Wa Dha Pha Kiu Doo IngDemocratic Socialists“Wai doo dee shap entomi da mit”
6.The Most Serene Republic of Rent-a-NationIron Fist Consumerists“This space for rent!”
7.The Jingoistic States of GuanolandiaCivil Rights Lovefest“If it looks, smells & tastes like guano, it's guano!”
8.The Republic of JPopNew York Times Democracy“Each day is a verse in the song of life!”
9.The Federal Republic of VictimsIron Fist Consumerists“HELP ME!!!!!!!!”
10.The Disputed Territories of Pitiable DwellersCorrupt Dictatorship“Pennies saved are pennies earned.”