by Max Barry

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The ProcrastiNations World Census

The Largest Black Market in The ProcrastiNations

World Census agents tracked "off the books" deals and handshake agreements in order to study the size of nations' informal economies.

As a region, The ProcrastiNations is ranked 322nd in the world for Largest Black Market.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Free Pink Land of BarurotInoffensive Centrist Democracy“We strive to die in orgasmic bliss...”
2.The Most Serene Republic of Rent-a-NationIron Fist Consumerists“This space for rent!”
3.The Community of Wa Dha Pha Kiu Doo IngDemocratic Socialists“Wai doo dee shap entomi da mit”
4.The Incorporated States of CorporatehiveestanPsychotic Dictatorship“All work, all the time”
5.The Federal Republic of VictimsIron Fist Consumerists“HELP ME!!!!!!!!”
6.The Republic of JPopNew York Times Democracy“Each day is a verse in the song of life!”
7.The Holy Blue Empire of TokwaIron Fist Consumerists“Anak ng tokwa naman o.”
8.The Disputed Territories of Pitiable DwellersCorrupt Dictatorship“Pennies saved are pennies earned.”
9.The Jingoistic States of GuanolandiaCivil Rights Lovefest“If it looks, smells & tastes like guano, it's guano!”
10.The Holy Green Hotspots of Kabayong MalibogAnarchy“Playtime should be all the time.”