The Largest Black Market in The ProcrastiNations
World Census agents tracked "off the books" deals and handshake agreements in order to study the size of nations' informal economies.
As a region, The ProcrastiNations is ranked 322nd in the world for Largest Black Market.
|1.||The Free Pink Land of Barurot||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“We strive to die in orgasmic bliss...”|
|2.||The Most Serene Republic of Rent-a-Nation||Iron Fist Consumerists||“This space for rent!”|
|3.||The Community of Wa Dha Pha Kiu Doo Ing||Democratic Socialists||“Wai doo dee shap entomi da mit”|
|4.||The Incorporated States of Corporatehiveestan||Psychotic Dictatorship||“All work, all the time”|
|5.||The Federal Republic of Victims||Iron Fist Consumerists||“HELP ME!!!!!!!!”|
|6.||The Republic of JPop||New York Times Democracy||“Each day is a verse in the song of life!”|
|7.||The Holy Blue Empire of Tokwa||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Anak ng tokwa naman o.”|
|8.||The Disputed Territories of Pitiable Dwellers||Corrupt Dictatorship||“Pennies saved are pennies earned.”|
|9.||The Jingoistic States of Guanolandia||Civil Rights Lovefest||“If it looks, smells & tastes like guano, it's guano!”|
|10.||The Holy Green Hotspots of Kabayong Malibog||Anarchy||“Playtime should be all the time.”|