The Most Primitive in The Real Christmas
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, The Real Christmas is ranked 27,745th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Community of Monochrome Town | Left-Leaning College State | “Luck, Love, and caring!” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Vereaura | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “feel the lovely Breeze of vereura” | |
| 3. |  The Confederacy of Land Of Opportunity | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 4. |  The Kingdom of Regalian | Left-Leaning College State | “Make big bucks, have big funs” | |
| 5. |  The Free Land of The Technocratic states of Might | Anarchy | “Die for freedom, fight for freedom, live for freedom” |
