The Safest in The Region That Has No Big Banks
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, The Region That Has No Big Banks is ranked 6,821st in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The 𝔅𝔢𝔫𝔢𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝕲𝖔𝖉 of Yodle | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Join the Cult of Yodle today!™” | |
| 2. |  The Peoples Republic of New United Common-lands | Democratic Socialists | “Personally, I think that's a hell of a Bird.” | |
| 3. |  The Tie-Dye Republic of Mars Hotel | Left-wing Utopia | “Everybody is playing in the heart of gold band...” | |
| 4. |  The Meritocratic Commonwealth of Pragmatikotita | Democratic Socialists | “Evolution Through Contemplation” | |
| 5. |  The Furry Strangereal Yassifiers of Sicario Mercenary Corps | Democratic Socialists | “It’s time to reset this twisted game” | |
| 6. |  The Diplomatically Immune State of America the Greater | Left-wing Utopia | “Flet victus, victor interiit” | |
| 7. |  The Reunited States of Ardeyn | Democratic Socialists | “Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.” | |
| 8. |  The Rare 360 No-Scopers of Sniper Slayers | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Did you see the laser sight?” | |
| 9. |  The People's Republic of Seychellia | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Strength from the populace” | |
| 10. |  The Triumviratus d' Machina of New-Union | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Ad Finitum, Sine Mora” |
