The Fattest Citizens in The Region That Has No Big Banks
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The Region That Has No Big Banks is ranked 22,679th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia | Anarchy | “Now playing!” | |
2. | The Glorious Memeland of Shavo | Corporate Bordello | “You don't get a second chance to make the first choice” | |
3. | The One true one of Going4NumbaOne | Father Knows Best State | “One, 1, Won” | |
4. | The Dakzrimaco Inepram of Vladyslak | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Dié caus milá. Vol dentira opni dié yehn círn?” | |
5. | The Rogue Nation of The lunch table2 | Corporate Police State | “Got anything to trade?” | |
6. | The Archetype State of Ticheotis | Father Knows Best State | “Permanent is Nothing” | |
7. | The Empire of Goofus | Capitalist Paradise | “Skibidi Gyatt Ohio Rizz” | |
8. | The Blue Holy Republic of The Revolution That Has No Big Banks | Moralistic Democracy | “Friend” | |
9. | The United States of Flomonga | Capitalizt | “The strong survive and the dumb die.” | |
10. | The Empire of Fernmark | Capitalizt | “In Brother Ferns we trust” |