by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in the Rejected Realms

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, the Rejected Realms is ranked 10,547th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Dictatorship of Brotherhood of nodCorporate Police State“Peace through Power”
2.The Armed Republic of Knowwear in YoutopiaIron Fist Consumerists“Give pea... ummm... war a chance.”
3.The Truly Free State of Western ScientificumAnarchy“That's your own problem!”
4.The Strex Corp Subsidiary of RestorzaCorporate Police State“Freedom costs money”
5.The Empire of ZetoxIron Fist Consumerists“The Great Gazoo!”
6.The Free Land of Kitten-eatersCorporate Bordello“Fried kittens are tasty”
7.The Republic of YsargaCorporate Bordello“Sic Semper Tyrannis”
8.The Commonwealth of MonianoliInoffensive Centrist Democracy“In Money we trust”
9.The Democratic Republic of Anar landInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Freedom”
10.The Wasteland of Savage FrontierLeft-Leaning College State“War. War never changes”
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