The Fattest Citizens in The Roman Empire Reborn
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Monocratic Roman Empire of The Talisman | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Quid Faceret Caesar?” |
