The Lowest Crime Rates in The Satellite of Love
World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.
As a region, The Satellite of Love is ranked 25,829th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Last Kiss of Frels Freu | Father Knows Best State | “Love Conquers All” | |
| 2. |  The OMG it's so humid of Frizzed out Hair | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Brown hair, amazing brains, and a plucky smile” | |
| 3. |  The Artoonian Empire of Artoonia | Anarchy | “Artuanoj Iras La Domo” |
