The Fattest Citizens in The Scandalian Alliance
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The Scandalian Alliance is ranked 25,307th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
![]() | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
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1. | ![]() | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Yo ho ho, and other cliches” | |
2. | ![]() | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Mmmmmm....beer” | |
3. | ![]() | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Let the gods avenge themselves” | |
4. | ![]() | Iron Fist Consumerists | “I am the King! I am the King!” | |
5. | New York Times Democracy | “Halcyon days” | ||
6. | ![]() | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “You can't park there” | |
7. | ![]() | New York Times Democracy | “Meh” | |
8. | ![]() | Democratic Socialists | “We Will Endure” | |
9. | ![]() | Left-Leaning College State | “From Many, One” | |
10. | ![]() | Democratic Socialists | “Hands off!” |