The Fattest Citizens in The Scandalian Alliance
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The Scandalian Alliance is ranked 24,627th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11. |  The Queendom of Elsiar | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Nice place we have here” | |
| 12. |  The People's Republic of Popofor | Democratic Socialists | “I have something for you, and you...and you too!” | |
| 13. |  The Evolutionary Process of Karini | Left-Leaning College State | “Forever adapting” | |
| 14. |  The Kingdom of Vectis Insula | Democratic Socialists | “There's pie?” | |
| 15. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of Angleterre | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Dieu et mon droit” | |
| 16. |  The Paradise of Silent Lake | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Peace, tranquility, harmony” | |
| 17. |  The Republic of Stogumber | Democratic Socialists | “I was told there would be pie” | |
| 18. |  The Kingdom of Scandalia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “No loitering” | |
| 19. |  The Republic of Urdix | Democratic Socialists | “What's in a name?” | |
| 20. |  The Grumpy Old Men of Landigo Acres | Democratic Socialists | “Never happy unless complaining” |
