The Fattest Citizens in The Scandalian Alliance
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The Scandalian Alliance is ranked 24,627th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21. |  The Community of Aleshire | Left-Leaning College State | “We're here for the beer” | |
| 22. |  The Nomadic Space Rock of Oumuamua | Father Knows Best State | “You are not alone.” | |
| 23. |  The Amun-Ra Cult of Sundancers | Mother Knows Best State | “When thou crosses the sky, all faces behold thee.” | |
| 24. |  The Divided Kingdom of Scandalbrooke | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Ouch” | |
| 25. |  The Tropical Paradise of Clang Island | New York Times Democracy | “Ngoma lungunda” |
